My monster

My monster has a big nose. He has two mouths. My monster is bald. He even has a goatee and he has glasses.
He has a hairy butt that's blue.He Has long green arms. His body is fat.He is really short. He has a tail.
He likes macaroni. And homemade foods. he is happy most of the time.He is really for filling. He really likes pie.